If Microsoft Had Invented The Internet (Humor)

- There would only be one website on the internet c:\\command.com

- You would have to "logon" to the internet by typing CTRL+ALT+DEL.

- MS Office would be your only browser. It would talk NetBios and not http.

- All your search requests would be submitted to the Command.Com, Microsoft command center, the largest support office in the world. There would be 20,000 outsourced employees who would promise to get back to you within 24 hours with your search results.

- All products you ever purchased on the internet would be directly purchasable only from Microsoft.
If there were security issues, Microsoft would "reboot the internet" by toggling the command center power supply.

- All your bookmarks would work only if they were stored in autoexec.bat file. You would need the permission of Microsoft, if you would like to update your bookmarks.

- You would not be able to browse the internet. You would only be allowed to download it! Browsing would cost extra, and would be a premium service.

- Your browser cookie would be stored in config.sys and loaded along with other drivers.

- When many consumers would protest about the lack of innovation on the internet, Microsoft would make a special announcement, that they would add a second website, the .Net website. To avoid any confusion, they would call it Command.Net.